Saturday, July 07, 2007

Edison's Voice Machine

Edison not only determined how to convert electrical particles into superior light particles, he also did amazing things with sound. He figured out how to record what was said, which had always been accomplished through writing, and play it back to create 'new sound waves' that were actually 'replications of past sound waves.'

I've heard that Edison, at the time of his death, was working on an invention with which he could 'record Jesus.'

It is not logical that he was trying to 'go back in time' lest his research would have been on materials to withstand friction. He also lived before Einstein, so he wouldn't have known how Einstein defined time.

So, 'if Edison thought he could record Jesus,' it makes more sense that he thought 'he could go out and retrieve it as a sound wave.' Edison had to understand gravity, so what would make him believe that he could 'find the words of Jesus amongst the mass of noise, especially the words other people have spoken?'

It is logical, then, that he believed the waves that are 'commonly spoken' would 'amass,' 'creating physical weight or gravity.' That which is 'uncommonly spoken,' would amass only with that which others have 'uncommonly spoken,' thus having little physical mass, and, consequently, drawing no matter to it and so small as to create weight to attract it to larger masses.

First, was Edison really working on such a machine?

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